Voodoo is the best medicine

I know this really great lady. She got laid off this week because her company is full of agist, sexist assholes. I sent her the care package you see on the left there. I feel that nothing can bring joy to your heart so much as an effigy of a person that wronged you so that you might do unspeakable horrors to it in hopes that they die a slow painful death. Hey, the healing process is different for all of us, okay? Anyway the pattern is Bad Juju from the anticraft and I truly hated this pattern. I will not make it again. I will however make more voodoo dolls because they amuse me. I will write my own pattern to do it though because, as I mentioned, I hated this pattern.

Crap I forgot!

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day! In honor of this special day let me leave you with these delightful photos of the costume Kaylee made for Lola Beans to wear to the Gold Coast Pirate festival this weekend. Lola and Darth will be going as Elizabeth Swan and Captain Jack Sparrow. There's a hat too but I couldn't get a picture. Hopefully I'll have more luck on Sunday. Okay blogger is throwing a fit. Picture 1, Picture 2.

Knitting, erotica, and battery operated device instructions.

I haven't really been knitting so I haven't really been posting. I'm on to my current hobby of writing trashy sex stories just for the hell of it. As Christmas encroaches I'm certain the tawdriness will succumb to the needles and I'll be knitting up a storm of last minute gifts since most people on my list won't want short stories about quivering loins and whatnot. The NaNoWriMo challenge was brought up today and I don't know if I'm really up for it. Why, oh why do they have to do that thing in November? I really want to do it but I don't think I've got a novel in me. A bunch of short stories on the same theme counts right? Right? I'm too concise for novels. I'm condensed like Campbell's soup. Maybe I should write operating manuals for things. For instance: Using Your New Universal Remote 1) Using tab, pry open battery compartment located on the underside of remote. 2) Insert batteries according to instructional diagram. If you get confused, throw away remote and ask someone to call the home for stupid people for you since you likely can't operate a telephone either. 3) Replace plastic cover. 4) Enjoy television bliss. Wow, I'm good.

In the intrest of comparison...

I'm posting it that it might be compared to the scores of others. I find this really amusing for some reason. My Personality Neuroticism 71 Extraversion 48 Openness To Experience 90 Agreeableness 7 Conscientiousness 17 Find your MySpace/Xanga/Hi5 soulmate / pysch twin Test Yourself Compare Yourself View Full Report MySpace Surveys, Discount Ugg Boots and MySpace Codes by Pulseware Survey Software