I'm it again.

Four Truths and a Lie: 1)I live across the street from a well known fine artist. Indeed I do. I live across the street from William Glen Crooks. He lives next door to the guy we think is selling drugs. 2) I stole a cow from someone's yard. Hey, I never said it was a real cow. It was a tacky lawn ornament. I hid it in the garage for several months and then we put it in their neighbor's yard. They were baffled. 3) I gave the lead guitarist from Foreigner a bloody nose. True again. I was walking out of a radio station with a friend who had just been on the radio and he was walking in. I nailed him with the door. The whole situation was made more humorous by the fact that I had no idea who he was until we heard him talking about it on the radio about 10-15 minutes later. 4) In my younger days, I appeared in a "Hot Girls with Guns" calendar. This one's the lie! 5) I have met all of the surviving members of The Doors. The San Diego Rep did a production called Celebration of the Lizard many years back that featured poetry by Jim Morrison and music by The Doors. All the remaining members attended on opening night and I met them. My friend's mom hit on Ray Manzerick right in front of his wife. It was pretty funny. Knottyknitpicks is the winner!